Poster Child

What you should be calling millennials, the only generation who refuses to grow the freak up.

Be warned: never tell them they’re old, unless you have a death wish 😃👍
“That Kelsey is being way to modest, because she didn’t mention to you that she is the poster child for hatred, stupidity, the cancel culture, the misguided, and the truly hateful” - from whatever her name is who basically described all you need to know about millennials in a sentence.
by Your local Gen Z February 24, 2021
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: So you are going to try to kill me over a digital footprint of child pornography: The First Juvenile Release (Souto).
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 04, 2025
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Child play

When you role-play your children during sex with your spouse
"We love to dress up as clowns and fuck each other's brain out while laughing hysterically. What kinda stuff are you guys into?"
"We're really into child play. We have eight children so it never gets old."
by Afinted November 05, 2022
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child boil

we ran out of food so we had to child boil
by Child Beater October 08, 2019
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reverse child support

When you have a child with someone, and the person with the child send, loans, or gives money to the other party. Instead of recieving child support, they do.
Jennifer- I have to send Mark some more money, he's up to his neck with bills this month, and Jr. wants to stay with him this weekend.

Stefany- Why do you insist on paying that man reverse child support, cut him off!

Jennifer- I can't, he's my man, and I love him.
by sleepercell28 August 11, 2011
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Sweet Summer Child

Someone naive, or someone assuming something will be easy due to lack of experience.
Person 1: Getting a job will be the easy part

Person 2: Oh you sweet summer child-
by FunkyF0rk November 30, 2023
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A day to Treat your child with gifts
Me: Mum, you know what day it is..
Mum: What is it?
Me: It’s National treat your child day!
Mum: Really? Okay, hop in the car!
Me: Yay!
by Matildalover June 14, 2022
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