two wheeled twat

a butchy lesbian on a motorbike

that two wheeled twat almost had an uh-oh

by magicman123gone September 23, 2009

A Good Two Seasons

A long period time that an individual goes without a certain act, experience, or idea.

"It's been a good two seasons since I've had a decent handjob"

by Cracker_Barrelite May 10, 2010

Two Fat Yams

having a very attractive rear end.

Damn dawg did you see the two fat yams on that shorty

by young pimp January 7, 2008

Two Tuccis in a Room

The act of brother-sister physical love.

They were like two Tuccis in a room...before you knew it one thing had led to another.

by Baldster August 19, 2008

Freshman Two Step

A way of walking most high school and college freshman learn during orientation week to get to their classes as fast as possible without a class or test being missed. This method of walking up steps includes taking one step over two stairs. This walk up the steps makes your time twice as short and your legs twice as muscular while still getting to class on time (close enough at least). This way of walking up stairs also is learned when not knowing the campus well, creating stress on this freshman, pressuring them into an east coast mentality when it comes to getting to class. This condition is mostly worn off by the summer of the freshman's first year, for they finally know the campus well enough to not freak out.

On the stairs to the college library;

Sophmore; Hey, what the hell man!

Freshman; Sorry, bro!

(turns to his friend) Sophmore; Dude, what the hell was that guy's rush?

Friend; Oh don't worry about him. He just learned the Freshman Two Step.

by TheVintageguy May 22, 2013

y'all two going

Asked in a casual manner, usually by strangers or friends. Means "Are you two hooking up/boyfriend and girlfriend/dating?" Usually used by those who reside in the Bahamian islands.

*Random Girl sees a boy and girl walking hand in hand*
Random Girl: Y'all two going?
Boy and girl: Yes, why?

by ArteyD October 19, 2014

two faced skank

A morally questionable woman who can please two penises at once due to her two faces

Two faced skanks keep the over population of men in china happy

by Ladygagreflex January 9, 2014