Twat-week

A person who never works Monday or Friday works a TWAT week. Tuesday Wednesday and Thursday.

No point calling Jim today, it's Monday and he works a Twat-week

by Schroomfunguy December 15, 2023

Twat team

Stands for Trailerpark weapons and tactics.

The Twat team took care of the rabbid skunk and the trailer park was safe once again.

by Msmith405 May 13, 2016

rattle twat

another term for twerking

damn, look at that girl rattle twat

by T@NK November 4, 2013

crispy twat

When a twat is crispy and you can't get any twat.

"I can't get no crispy twat tonight".

by Anal crisp May 3, 2017

twat fag

A man who's actually gay, but pretending to be straight just so as to be accepted in polite society.

Dude - he's such a twat fag. It's pathetic.

by Itumama May 19, 2024

Twat

Twat, most commonly used to describe Piers Morgan and the British politicians

That Nigel Farage is such a twat

by Autismic chap December 15, 2019

Pov Twat

Pov Twat definition:
Haris

Look at this Pov Twat, he bought a game boy for his PS4 controller.

by Not a Pov Twat November 16, 2018