turd lapper

one who lapps turds as a dog lapps water

"look at that turd lapper"

by AJR1960 September 14, 2007

Feller Turds

When a girl takes a dump, and has turds a large MAN would be proud to have passed.

Damn, that girl is cute, but she had feller turds!

by JudyBootyBigPants August 7, 2008

turd rider

tailgater -having a poor 'detective' of a driver UP YOUR ASS!! -GET THE FUCK OFF MY ASS!!! (assuming you are driving the speed limit or more!!!!) one car length for every ten miles of speed??

i'm going to pull over and dump this turd rider!!

this turd rider is PISSING ME OFF!!

i'm going to get out of the way and make this turd rider 'point man'

by michael foolsley December 16, 2009

Turtle turd

When one has to have a bowel movement so bad that the head of the turd starts to come out. The owner may be able to suck it back in for awhile longer, but if a restroom isn't found, the turtle turd will rear it's ugly head again.

A Turtle Turd can be compared to when a turtle pushes its head out of its shell, only to find danger on the outside world and quickly pulls its head back in its shell.

by Jeff Antonio May 4, 2014

turd rifle

A person who talks volumes crap

Chief James said "boy you just shot so much shit; that your turd rifle must have been stuck in automatic!"

by melanchete October 26, 2007

Turd Dropper

When a turd collects on the rear section of a kitty cat later dropping into your bed. Later to be found stuck in your hair after waking up.

That fucking cat is such a turd dropper!

by BaLListic_Evo March 30, 2009

Turd Sandwiches

An exclamation that is more kid friendly and used to replace the more vulgar slang terms when something does not go the way it was planned.

A jar of pickles falls on your toe, "turd sandwiches that hurt!!!!"

by Min-D-Moo March 5, 2009