Road-lint

Traffic police. Particularly motorcycle cops see: white-elephant. Thus named because they appear out of nowhere and mess up your shit.

I just busted a platinum highchair down the highway, and now I've got road lint on my arse.

by Machiavelli Cheddars August 12, 2004

Road Tax

A specific extra tax motorists (with few exceptions) have to pay in order to drive a car on a public road.

Got to find the money to pay my road tax, or I won't be able to use my car.

by Cyclists Voice of Reason March 27, 2011

Russian road-head

Instead of the passenger performing fellatio on the driver, "driver blows you!"

I got Russian road-head last Tuesday!

by Slayerwolf359 June 5, 2021

Road Rash

The act of getting a handjob in a moving vehicle

Damn that girl gives crazy road rash

by Selenathesolara July 11, 2021

road disco

There's a huge accident on the highway, and all the flashing lights cause a psychedelic flash back...

With that accident up ahead on the highway there's a real road disco going on...

by Socks1985 February 10, 2018

Road Candy

Cool things you find on the side of the road. Dollar bills, clothing, tools, etc

Ivy: Guess what kind of road candy I found today while walking my dog!
Dante: What?
Ivy: I found a wallet and a glove!

by Inkstainedivy May 14, 2018

Going up a dirt road

And yet another definition of anal sex.

Nicki and I decided to take our relationship to another level last night by going up a dirt road. I told her to just relax and take a deep breath.

by Home doggie June 2, 2018