Dutch dinner

The taint of someone from Denmark

Dude, I met this girl last night, she didn’t give me much, but at least I had the Dutch dinner.

by Yerboyfromharlem November 13, 2020

Dutch cpap

The act of your partner mounting your face and farting directly into your nostrils.

I was 69-ing Kate last night and she totally gave me a Dutch cpap!

by ckcoffee March 18, 2023

dutch crackers

Long ass nails on your thumb used for cracking open a dutch.

During a smoke session, Peter forgot his blade, so he used his dutch crackers to gut that bitch.

by I’m pretty drunk right now January 19, 2019

Dutch oven train

When you and your friends go under the covers together, close the sheets tight, and all fart together.

Me and my friends went under the blanket and performed a Dutch oven train.

by Ashniinii November 5, 2023

Dutch Bellows

When you lean forward while taking a dump and a blast of shitty-smelling air comes up from the collar of your shirt, wafting your face

At the end of a night of Taco Bell, you're at risk for a Dutch Bellows while on the toilet.

I Dutch Bellows'd myself during my coffee-shit this morning.

by Ace-Money May 20, 2021

Nepal Dutch Oven

The act of getting two girls with a fart fetish, then going to a frat party and 'hotboxing' the bathroom with your farts. Since they have a fart fetish, it will turn into a wicked orgy.

Hey, dude, I need to use the bathroom!

Not now, it's being used for a Nepal Dutch Oven.

by The Feetmeister December 13, 2024

Dutch Radish

If a mundane pig was happy

Dax Shepard has the emotional capacity of a “Dutch Radish”

by Jax Kumdump February 17, 2022