Child

A smoll pp man with no parents and a pet rat

Bill: your such a child
Greg: *cries*

by A smoll child January 21, 2021

last child

fucked up asshole

Your being a last child.

by roobesss November 20, 2020

Childe

A certain ginger man, who is a toy merchant by daylight, and a fatui harbinger by night.

He is married to tara.

“Don’t be mean to him, that is Childe abuse”

“That was really Childe-ish, hahahahaha-…yeah that wasn’t funny was it?”

by TheCanonCanon August 8, 2025

Child

The only thing worse than a rapist

"You know what's worse than a rapist? Boom!"

"A child!"

by Nerko June 2, 2021

semi-child

A young teenager. Most appropriately used for people aged 13-15. It can also be spelled without the hyphen and used interchangeably with semi-kid.

I am a 14-year-old semi-child.

by the random. October 26, 2024

A Shuffle child

A child who has many siblings. From 5 siblings upwards.

Person L: I've got 50 siblings
Person A: wow, so you're a shuffle child?

by Thedarklol September 13, 2022

Egg child

Egg child is not an ordinary egg it is a special golden egg. There is only one egg child. It is a special extremely intelligent being.

Egg mom loves her egg child.

by Vomidech1t March 29, 2021