maintenance blow job

Wife does this to perk her husband up enough to get his attention and in return is able to get real conversation from to fulfill her needy desires.

I gotta give my hubby a maintenance blow job tonight go that i can get him to talk to me about the farm table i want him to build me.

by #LovesToTalkToHubby December 14, 2014

Blowing his Horn

The act of sucking your own dick.

No date, no problem. His every Saturday night was taken by staying home and blowing his horn.

by Pompatus of Love September 4, 2016

maximum blow job

A blow job that gives 110% giving the shaft, balls, gooch, and (for the real freaks) some anal finger play. This is the type of blow job that leaves your legs quivering and makes you busy a massive load. Typically, a maximum blow job is best performed by a person without a strong gag reflex. It can also include in the introduction of certain toys that enhance the experience.

Dude she gave me a maximum blow job. Had me walking like a newborn faun after.

by Aminusvox September 22, 2019

Stinky Double Blow

When a person is sitting on the toilet having a shit and someone sits in their lap to recieve the shitter's cock in their ass. Double blow refers to excreting shit and blowing a load in someone's ass at the same time.

I was horny for some ass and ready to take a shit, but had minimal time before work so I called my girl into the shifter for a Stinky Double Blow.

by UmmmNuts? September 17, 2017

leaf blowing ruminations

Mindless insights that come when you are cutting the grass, weeding or walking outside.

Hey! Great thought ! Another one of your leaf blowing ruminations?

by Althenia October 9, 2017

blow job knob

Otherwise know as the "Man Bun." a dude that wears longer hair on top of his head, with his sisters hair tie and makes a bun on top of his head for other men to grab onto while he gives him a blow job.

And that's when I grabbed that hipster by his blow job knob while he sucked my dick.

by Tripnik5 October 16, 2017

blow torch lick

Explosively flatulating upon a sexual partner's face mid-asslicking.

Denise received a full-force blow torch lick and needed stem cell skin grafted onto her wrecked-up facehole.

by UncleDisco September 1, 2016