sparkly

slang for a homosexual being of any gender.

Woah, he's sparkly...

by Da Pope de Pope November 30, 2010

sparklebitch

adjective
an annoying, bratty girl who likes glitter, and the color pink, and small dogs. usually either a total slut, or a total prude. goes shopping a lot. often blond

what a sparklebitch

by notabarbie:) December 3, 2010

shark midwifery

When a vampire bites a woman's uterus open to get the child she cannot push out alone during labor.

Twilight Fan #1: I think the shark midwifery that Edward pulled on Bella in Breaking Dawn was so sweet! He'd do anything for her!
Twilight Fan #2: Really? I thought it was fucking disgusting.

by JuicyJuicer November 28, 2009

Sharkeisha Syndrome

The negative outlook that there will never be a fight video that will top the Sharkeisha attack. 1 in 4 white males suffer from this syndrome.

Charles: Let's go to World Star and watch some fuckery.

Bob: Eh. I'm just not into them anymore. I think I am suffering from Sharkeisha Syndrome.

by Maxwell Hauser January 8, 2014

Shark shit pussy

A women's vagina is so unpleasant in odor, it smells similar to as if a dead fish was digested and shit out of a shark.

That bitch was straight recking on like some, shark shit pussy!

by Littlet831 July 10, 2016

TIGER SHARK

A person who uses so much teeth while giving a blowjob that they rub penis flesh off, taste the blood, and continue on with their oral conquest. See baby shark

“Whoa bro what happened to your penis?”
“Turns out your mom is a TIGER SHARK! That’s what.”

by Whitesugar50 January 26, 2018

sparkles

a guy who spends way too much time in strip clubs and, as a result, is always covered in glitter

austin sparkles

by austinfromsobe/temple January 27, 2009