smash n trash

When you have sex with a girl (smash) and then shit talk her behind her back (trash). Generally only done by douches.

Person 1- Dude, that chick Ruby is a total buster.
Person 2- Didn't you nail her?
Person 1- Of course. It's the classic "smash n trash".
Person 2- Dooooooooouche.

by poony mctang July 12, 2010

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Smash Schedule

The time between meeting a girl and when you engage in sexual intercourse with her.

Guy 1: I really want to get with this girl
Guy 2: Yeah you should get with her by least this weekend or she's out of the picture.
Guy 1: I want to! It's in my Smash Schedule!

by jRob917 October 29, 2011

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Smashing guts

Smashing guts.

The act of rubbing guts together during intercourse. Also can be another name for sex.

Fuck! We were smashing guts all over the place last weekend!

I hope tonight he plans on smashing guts!!!

by The limpest dick June 24, 2018

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Dry smash

Barreling full speed ahead with zero preparation and or forethought.

Having never seen the slide deck before, the manager dry smashed his way through the presentation, leaving his audience cringing.

Alternative: fucking with no lube

by Wariomario June 7, 2019

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