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smash dog

when a man is having sex with a woman then he pulls out and smashes his dick with a hammer
yesterday, i smash dogged myself when i was banging my girlfriend
by ricky flanders November 3, 2010
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Dry smash

Barreling full speed ahead with zero preparation and or forethought.
Having never seen the slide deck before, the manager dry smashed his way through the presentation, leaving his audience cringing.

Alternative: fucking with no lube
by Wariomario June 7, 2019
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Keyboard Smash

A string of random English characters, usually all in a line. It is never used outside of the internet or references to it, and is most often used to express anger.
I was reading a twitter post, and there was a keyboard smash in it.
by Nick6809 November 16, 2023
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Smash and Grab

Forcefully smacking someone's ass then once contact is made, grabbing it firmly.
Stop smacking my ass!
I'm not, I'm giving you the ol' smash and grab!
by fUCKDpopO October 18, 2017
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The Hulk smash

The sexual act where you pick up your partner put one fist in her ass and one in her mouth and try to make them meet while shouting HULK SMASH. additionally you could rip your pants apart and paint your balls green
I totally did The Hulk smash on that girl last night my hand were full of shit and saliva
by Generaal_Knakkie November 14, 2023
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smash

"wanna smash?"
"hell yeah!"
"i choose mario!"
"dammit! i was gonna choose that!"
by imperfectcub178 May 11, 2023
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beer smash

When one drinks after every death in Super Smash Bros.
Joe: Hey broski, wanna get drunk tonight?
Bob: Yeah, let's play some beer smash
by Brot2392323409 May 8, 2015
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