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Sleep Watching

A condition of falling asleep while watching TV. Most often seen when a boring show has just ended. It is most often found in Ben Hatley but also is seen in his wife, Olivia. They don't watch TV together much because of this. It is intensely hard to treat.
Ben: Hey Liv, I think 'Bodies in Motion' is on the TV. Want to watch it?

Liv: Sure, but we'll probably end up sleep watching.

Gilad: No you won't!! If you're gonna watch me you better do it?

Myrtle: Stupid Rascal, making me stiff like that. Maybe this will help.

Ralph: Count me in too, I need a workout.

Necky: You know, this is cool. I used to watch this when it was on before. Great workout.

Gil: (laughing at Necky) Did you like it?

Necky: Yes, I did. Used to do it when I was in the Marines. (gives a salute and screams 'Hoorah!')

(Ben and Liv start stretching on each other. Gil is laughing at Ben and Liv.)

Beatrice: Ten hut!!! One, two, three, four, you'd better work yourself some more!

Ben: (yawn) I knew we'd end up sleep watching. This is tough!
by Dusty's Baby Powder March 23, 2011
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Traumatic Sleep Injury

Traumatic Sleep Injury, or TSI, is when you wake up with an unknown injury that occured while one sleeps or is passed out.
Zeke: "Hey Kelly why are you limping?"

Kelly: "I don't know, I woke up with a sore knee."

Zeke: "Classic Traumatic Sleep Injury, you need one bourbon, one scotch, and one beer."
by Zulu Bravo January 30, 2014
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Sleeping

Sleeping: Laying on your bed while going on your phone the whole night.
John: Hey wanna play fortnite?
Me: No sorry, i should be sleeping.
by Naibseldadrudnayegmumru June 22, 2018
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sleep fighter

A toddler who goes bananas every night at 7:30 to prove to her parents, the world, and herself that she is anything but sleepy.
Little Crindy goes into beast mode every night before bedtime. She’s a sleep fighter.
by Cheek the Greek April 26, 2023
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Sleep

A time where I can go where there is no more idiots and I can just have a break from life.
Dear sleep,

I’m sorry I hated you when I was a kid. Now will you please get me away from these idiots surrounding me?
by ImNotMakingANameFor1Definition November 12, 2017
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two guys in a sleeping bag

Often used for massive mixed racial people like Terrell Jacks.
by Littlejosh1518 May 7, 2018
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Sleep

Basically your best friend, sleep will always be there for you on hard times.
Person 1: Brooo I didn't sleep last night I just played games.
Person 2: Really? I slept all day.
Person 1: Sleep is for weak
Person 2: Let's see about that when you work 6 days a week on minimum wage
by Tired Guy March 6, 2022
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