Sleep Suck

To suck cock in your sleep

Arjen woke up with morning breath, unaware that he sleep sucks

by RamsJay April 13, 2023

sleep fighter

A toddler who goes bananas every night at 7:30 to prove to her parents, the world, and herself that she is anything but sleepy.

Little Crindy goes into beast mode every night before bedtime. She’s a sleep fighter.

by Cheek the Greek April 26, 2023

sleep momentum

When you're exhausted and can physically feel yourself start to pass out and dream. Knowing you're gonna be asleep within minutes.

*lays down on couch*
"Welp, that workout gave me some sleep momentum"
*sleeping within 2 minutes*

by PogChamp3 April 27, 2023

Sleep Bragging

Snoring so obscenely loud that its obvious you want everyone in the room to know even in your sleep. Can only be done unconsciously. Usually done by, but not limited to, Dads and Dogs.

Doug is on the couch Sleep Bragging again. I don't want to wake him but I can't hear the movie.

by I Love Soup and Gravy April 30, 2023

Winket of sleep

You were only able to close your eyes to sleep just to open them immediately after.

I just worked a double and Im going to try and get atleast a winket of sleep before my next shift.

by The Caser May 2, 2023

Food Sleeps

Food sleeps are when you are sleeping and keep dreaming or thinking of food or as soon as you wake up food comes to mind, usually a certain food in particular and every time you wake up, it’s the first thing you think of.

I kept having the ‘food sleeps’ last night, when I woke up I had to eat a burger, I just couldn’t stop thinking of it.

by StudentAndTeacher May 6, 2023

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"I really need to sleep it's 4 am."

by TrolliTrollard November 23, 2023