Breakfast Sausage

A micropenis that was doing anal, but got shat all over by the female partaking in the intercourse.

"I like a man that's up to have his dick become a breakfast sausage, you know what I mean?"

by Breakfast Sausage With Nut Pls April 18, 2017

sausage chopper

adj. when a female is on top during intercourse but because of a lacking of rhythm she folds your dick in half.

She is good in bed but I can't let her be on top cause she is a real sausage chopper.

by Super Steve May 17, 2017

Sausage Hostage

Huge penis but with 2 other words

Can you hold my Sausage Hostage while i peeing? The doctor said i don't allow to lift heavy weight.

by Pussyeater121 June 1, 2017

Sausage person

Someone who is very tan or of black/hispanic descent.

Man that Justin guy is a real sausage person!

by Notasausage June 2, 2017

pound of bacon with a side of sausage

When a man pegs his lady friend, and then goes to town on that labia majora.

I saw Dopey last night and had a pound of bacon with a side of sausage.

by AmSchem June 15, 2017

soily sausage

A penis or penis-like personality that gets poo trapped due to moisture around the head giving it a soil like look on the males "sausage".

The inbred kents were used to a soily sausage with all the male carnal activity in the house.

by WordsmithForTheMentallyFeeble June 18, 2017

The spicy sausage

When a guy is fucking a girl doggie style and then puts hot sauce on his dick before shoving it in the girls ass.

Brad gave me The Spicy Sausage last night and it made my ass feel sick! Douche my ass with milk Jasmin!

by SillyPhoque June 25, 2017