Quirky Guy

This phrase is often used after a long night of drinking and striking out with women. The buzz is immaculate, the fellas are horny and rowdy, and the demons are on the prowl; one might call his boy a “quirky guy” followed by the pointing of finger guns, blowing off the imaginary smoke from the barrel, and holstering his finger guns back into his imaginary holster.

The hobbit was being a real quirky guy after he obtained his position on the executive board.

by King of Valids November 26, 2021

Pizza Guy

The unexpected 4th participant in a planned 3 way.

Our 3 way accidentally turned into a 4 way when the pizza guy showed up at the door.

by fortwenty August 30, 2021

purple guy

the man behind the slaughter

purple guy is the man behind the slaughter

by angy birbs July 16, 2022

Safety Guy

Someone who at every chance will slow the job down. By far the most hated person on any job. They can often be found wearing rock climbing gear, and a chin strap bicycle helmet skulking around the site. Will write you up and ruin your day if given the chance. Normally are divorced and hated by their children. Will cower and cry when confronted. In order to become a safety guy you must hate your life and every life decision you’ve made before accepting the position.

The safety guy keeps writing me up for useless nonsense.

The safety guy is an absolute asshole stay away from him

That dudes wife keeps cheating on him I bet he’s a safety guy

by sparky1221 May 3, 2023

That Guy-ism

a disorder when you get so drunk...like drunk to the point of no return and you start doing/saying outlandish and ignorant things, mostly in a public setting. People look at you and they are blessed not to be you. You soon become a model of how not to live your life. You are the laughing stock of the bar or party, but more importantly, you are inevitably, “that guy.”

Damn bro I was busted up at the party last night, but Jason had a case of that guy-ism. He threw a punch at Eric, cussed out a chick and pissed our loveseat.

by Smothered Beef & Onions November 9, 2020

Bathroom Guy

A guy that you constantly see going to the bathroom (normally every 15 minutes), often to blow another dude.

Every time we're in the hallway playing ping-pong, we cross paths with Bathroom Guy.

by Adam Pong April 17, 2014

The deli guy

A beautiful creature. Has brown wavy hair, dark memorizing eyes, and knows your name before you know his. You don’t know his name, only that he works in the deli. But that just makes him all the more dark and mysterious! “The deli guy” is often found in the metro deli, but sometimes works in grocery department if they are short staffed. He doesn’t talk much, but he doesn’t need to. His looks do all you talking if you know what I mean ;)

Keira: who is that hot guy from deli?

Emily:The deli guy...so mysterious...so hot

by TheDeliGuyy June 19, 2020