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STEMPED

to be stemped: to do a very stupid thing, be caught, and think up a crazy story and get off scott free.
Lee bower raped a girl and got stemped.
by jermane November 25, 2006
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Stamp licker

A medical condition (usually self inflicted or self induced) resulting in a patient vegetative state where the tongue hangs out of mouth and drools constantly.
Doofus stopped taking his blood pressure medicine and had a major stroke causing him to be a stamp licker now.

Ditzy was texting and driving when she wrecked her car and was thrown through the windshield. Now she's nothing but a stamp licker
by jlt,RN April 5, 2017
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Stamper

A bitch ass Trek fuckn idiot that stamps up and sais fix my bike 2mins. Take a bike out the stand and put Trek in there. Fix it. Ok here you go. "Im sry I don't have any money....on a ride about with my possie.
Bye bye stamper
by Pass next question September 4, 2020
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admission stamp

When u have poo/mud on your shoe and u stamp on someones back during intercourse or in casual circumstamces
Boi 1 : why would you give that girl an admission stamp
Boi 2 : beacause she was a crutters ho-bag. And i wanted to wipe my feet!
by zelllerd June 27, 2009
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mice stamping

if you go mice stamping with your friends mother
Ite rod, are we still going mice stamping with ur mum tonight ?
by tumnai October 4, 2009
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asa stamps

The most interesting man on the earth comes to him for advice; the only thing Chuck Norris and aliens fear is Asa Stamps... Every universe has a drink named after him. If Asa Stamps stared at the moon it would disappear.

AKA: the Wolf, Mr. Wolf, The fixer
You got a problem call Asa Stamps
by sevenofninewolf July 12, 2015
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Tramp stamp

When a male or female gets a lower back, hip, or crotch tattoo.
"Did you see Odell's tramp stamp? He sure is suspect."
by unbotherable June 10, 2017
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