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string smashing

String smashing is a technique for solving complex structurals problem in computer science with excessive use of string concatenation. Typically results in extremely high cyclomatic complexity, unmaintanable code, and developer insanity.
Building an in application "search engine" for a relational database by having thousands of lines of PHP code that builds a massive string containing an sql query.

A simple example of string smashing would be the following line of pseudo code.

"select" + COLUMNS + "from" + TABLE_NAME + "where" + GET_CONSTRAINTS()
by benju May 9, 2013
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Smash Schedule

The time between meeting a girl and when you engage in sexual intercourse with her.
Guy 1: I really want to get with this girl
Guy 2: Yeah you should get with her by least this weekend or she's out of the picture.
Guy 1: I want to! It's in my Smash Schedule!
by jRob917 October 29, 2011
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Smashing s’more

A foursome with two brown people (the graham crackers), one black person (the chocolate) and one white person (the marshmallow).
I had a smashing s’more last night and poured my marshmallow all over those girls.
by CanadianEmbassy January 29, 2022
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SMASH BROS

When two men have a threesome with a female they form a special bond and thus become SMASH BROS forever more
Kinda regret that threesome with Nikki I mean yeah she's hot AF but now Ted and I are SMASH BROS for life especially after locking eyes a couple times during FML
by Professor Sequoia February 12, 2023
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Two flys smashed

You have no worth or your worthless
Man dat boy ain’t worth two flys smashed

Or

Man q ain’t worth two flys smashed
by Kenken10 January 29, 2022
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smashed off your bounce

Totally off your trolley
You went out last night and got smashed off your bounce
by Scottie Tiger December 21, 2024
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