Cow Patty

When you've shit your pants and you sit down to feel the squishy poo spreading around in your underwear.

Man i couldn't hold it, now i got a cow patty chilling till i get home

by thatausguy July 23, 2019

Peppermint Patty

Using a candy cane for a dildo.

Desperate after the battery in her vibrator died, Sally grabbed a candy cane off the tree and gave herself the ol' Peppermint Patty.

by Robgo December 10, 2019

nut patty

When you ejaculate in between a female's ass cheeks and procede to slap them together like two buns on a burger creating a "nut patty".

Person 1: "Did you nut in her bro?"
Person 2: "Nah I just madea quick nut patty, you want one?"

by Stizzy Smokah October 20, 2019

kennedy petty

So is a lovely person and can be funny at points she is so nice and all the boys love her she can get angry so don't mess with her her surname is what she is like she is petty and pretty she says she is ugly and not nice if people are fake friends they will regret it

Kennedy petty is so petty

She is being petty

Why is she having a party argument

by Kennedy petty November 5, 2019

Slime Patty

Anal creampie

After hitting it raw I let him give me a slime patty

by Carol Stream Patio Glass Door January 30, 2020

tourniquet putt

A Disc Golf term describing a putt that could or does “stop the bleeding” of a series of bad events during a round.

“John made a nice putt to get off the bogey train. It was definitely definitely a tourniquet putt.”

by Disc Golf Kyle February 15, 2020

Penis patty

Where a whole bunch of straight males make a sandwich with there penis’s (bread=hands) (mayo=cum) (meat=penis)

(Boy 1) “hey wanna make a penis patty?”
(Boy 2) “omg hell yes”
(Boy 3) “yes please”

by Penis patty June 4, 2020