Back-Pipe

Within the confines of a long distance relationship, you cannot have any sexual intercourse (AKA “laying pipe”). Thus much like back taxes, you must pay a lot more pipe than you usually would upon seeing your significant other to make up for the back-pipe.

Man I just saw my girlfriend after 2 months being apart. We didn’t even sleep our first night together, had to make up for the back-pipe. *wink* *wink*

by Aaayyyy June 6, 2024

Laying pipe

the act of sticking your hog into a swamp donkey

Person 1:Jack was laying pipe last night.

Person 2: idk what that means. My autism prevents me from understanding euphemisms.

Person 1: it's okay. He had sexual intercouse with someone with XX chromosomes.

by Omencaptains June 13, 2024

Butt-Pipe

Fat kids who don’t share their food with ethiopians

Cartman you butt-pipe, this is the time of year you’re supposed to share!

by anonymous July 3, 2024

peruvian pipe cleaner

Making an incision on the largest vein of a raging phallus and having another male that knows you fill it with his liquids and then proceeds to staple it closed

'Why is Jay crying?' "Oh because a shopkeeper forced him into a peruvian pipe cleaner"

by cocklovingplumber72 January 22, 2025

Irish pipe bomb

After finishing in your partners eyes you crank the radio to max while playing "Diggy Diggy Hole" leaving only one way out of the car. They have to dig themselves out of the trunk (which is full of lucky charms and potatos)

I heard Mark and Sarah drove into the woods to finally go all the way and he hit her with an Irish pipe bomb. The sun was almost up when she finally got out.

by Damian Elrod February 10, 2025

Ghost Pipe

Using an asshole as a way to (reinhale) marijuana. Person A takes a hit and blows it directly into it gaping asshole of Person B. Person B then clenches, and then slowly releases the smoke from their asshole, which Person A then inhales from.

Hey baby, I really want to get high. You mind if I hit that pink, plump little ghost pipe?

by Psfilmsbob February 25, 2025

Mutton pipe

The female genentalia, particularly one endowed with excessive pubic hair.

Jefferson rammed his one-eyed rocket in Cindy's mutton pipe.

by Johnjoe_5142 March 1, 2025