by Betchface March 2, 2018
Get the Canoli nosemug. Man! Why does everyone that shops at Walmart smell like nose cabbage? Take a shower, you nasty bastards!
by Vanessa28613 August 12, 2015
Get the Nose cabbagemug. The bloody nose the occurs when you are squatting over the toilet to pee in a public restroom and your overly loud FUN co-worker spots a doody in a nearby bowl and shouts out loud - "DOODY WITH CORN" - but you can't laugh because a snooty co-worker is in the next stall.
The huge piece of corny shit in the ladies room was hilarious. Because a snobby co-worker was in a nearby stall and I was hovering so not to touch the gross bowl with my ass, I held back a bursting laugh which to my surprise caused a nose-eurysm.
by Painfully Obvious May 14, 2006
Get the nose-eurysmmug. by carnyLP July 19, 2022
Get the Nose Towelmug. by itsanon February 17, 2024
Get the Titty Nose Jobmug. Nose-guarding is to act within a social situation in a similar way for another person that is done as the sporting position of nose guard does.
by Deservatives June 4, 2024
Get the Nose-guardingmug. 