FUCKING BIG NONCE

Some one who likes to touch kids and is big

Connor you are a FUCKING BIG NONCE!

by D4n13lx1thenonceslayer December 1, 2018

big fat nonce

A big fat pedo

That josh Stevenson is a proper big fat nonce

by Ur mum gay 123456 February 18, 2019

Beef meaty nonce

Gay pedophile who only eats sausages

He’s a beef meaty nonce

by Daveseaman cum April 23, 2019

scratch that noise

A phrase that indicates that someone dislikes the music currently being played. Usually said to the beat of the music.
Accompanied with a gesture: On 'scratch', put your right pointer finger on the left side of your neck. On 'that', move the finger to the center of your neck, and on 'noise', point to the person playing the music. This gesture resembles removing the needle from a turntable.

Person A: Alright, now for the sounds you all have been waiting for!
(country music starts playing)
Person B: Scratch that noise!

by ChameleonDragon May 11, 2019

Big stroky nonce

A spurs fan who is deluded and likes to eat cheese on toast as a special dish.

And still thinks fOrTnItE is good

Do you like a big stroky nonce?
No they are deluded
Ok wanna play fornite battle royale
Oh hell nah

by Up the arsenal lads September 11, 2019

second-hand noise

Da deafening roar/scream/whine/hum/banging dat is produced by someone using power tools or heavy machinery, and dat everyone else in his vicinity therefore hasta suffer with, even if said neighbors are not involved with said raucous task in any way.

Delicate-statured damsel: I always carry a set of reusable earplugs in my purse whenever I venture out 'n' about, just in case I have to pass through or occupy any location where there is second-hand noise of excessive volume.

by QuacksO September 29, 2019

10/10 nonce

A 10/10 nonce is someone who try’s to make out other people are nonces when really he invites year 9s to his shed

*In ps4 party*
“Oi squidge?!”
“He ain’t here, he is in the shed with some year 9 I’m pretty sure”
“Arghhh big D is a 10/10 nonce”

by So sly October 15, 2019