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Nathan

a light of sunshine. someone you should never let go of no matter how hard things get between you two. someone who you can love and hate at the same time. someone you can still say old jokes to after repeatingly saying them. his eyes twinkle like the skies above and his smile could fill up your cloudy thoughts all day. you guys could be friends, lovers, or enemies and your opinions about eachother wouldnt change. if you have a nathan if your life, make srure to never lose them. and make sure to always love them no matter what. cause the nathan i have is the most handsomest, most amazing person in my life that made my year turn into a blessing.
person 1: holy crap is that nathan?
me: yea, what about him?
person 1: im so jealous bro. i wish nathan was in my life
by someanonymouschick March 26, 2022
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Nathan: I love you more
Me: No Nathan, you're my babycakes
by Mkay06 February 29, 2024
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A Nathan/Nathaniel:
• doesn't have a massive penis as he claims. Looking at the attention seeking bitches bombarded definitions of himself suggests a very small penis; more of clit than a penis I would imagine.
• A total prick
• Possibly has gingeritus

• An utter prick
• Lonely & sad... he is his only friend

• A complete prick
• Sits alone in his bedroom at his mummies house writing

'self-affirmations' statements on Urban Dictionary, on post-it notes all around his bedroom, on the mirror to speak out loud to himself first thing in the morning & last thing at night
• A prick with gingeritus and a small penis
• Masterbates a minimum of seven times a day using his mummies knickers. Even those with deformities such as dwarfism of the penis will find a way. I would think it would consist of rubbing mummies knickers against the area where a penis should be and shouting mummies name at the viniger stroke
• A total & utter complete prick with gingeritus and a small penis

Obviously he's a cnut faced wanker but you probably already knew that 🫤
Introduction: A Nathan is someone who's real name is Nathaniel but likes to be called Nathan because he thinks it somehow cooler than Nathaniel... Really!!! What a dopey twat you are Nathaniel ✊️💦
Example of use in a sentence:

Nathan / Nathaniel it's just the same is nothing more than a MAHOOOOSIVE cunt
by bills friend January 21, 2023
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Nathan

Nathan is a bit of a Kitten, typically seen eating a bit of the fancy feast while living in Jim's basement
Nathan get out of my basement
by Jim Jymmerson January 7, 2023
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Nathan Yu

Person 1:oh no, it's Nathan Yu
Person 2:Quick hide your rice.
by Mush_Potat November 13, 2023
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nathan woodlee

A person that is a giant bald dickhead, but not in a bad way more in an uncircumcised fun fills all the holes type of way
Don't be such a dick head just be a Nathan Woodlee!!
by The Mack is BACK June 6, 2018
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