Also shortened to "Tea-Male," this phrase is essentially a synonym for the more well-known phrase, "Yogurt Male."
Similarly to "Yogurt Males," this male is educated, confident, polite, respectful, sophisticated, and empathetic. He is a gem among the populations... a "Chad among Chads," if you will. This is the best example of what "alpha" and "sigma" males should strive to become. It's almost like a linear progression up to this point.
This male isn't afraid to be caught drinking tea, or enjoying his hobbies in public. In fact, he enjoys doing so! Tea-drinking males enjoy the finer things in life and don't care about what is considered traditionally masculine. He just does what he wants, when he wants... This male might even grow his own tea, or brew it himself in a thrifted teapot that he got a good deal on.
This male doesn't let his confidence and "based" attitude get in the way of his personal relationships. Somehow, despite himself literally radiating "big dick energy," he remains compassionate and friendly at all times. Always willing to converse with, or listen to you over a cup of tea. Sometimes, he even has a contagious effect among other men. Who simply see this male in action, and want to be more like him, or approach him.
Oh my god! He's so cool... 🥶
Similarly to "Yogurt Males," this male is educated, confident, polite, respectful, sophisticated, and empathetic. He is a gem among the populations... a "Chad among Chads," if you will. This is the best example of what "alpha" and "sigma" males should strive to become. It's almost like a linear progression up to this point.
This male isn't afraid to be caught drinking tea, or enjoying his hobbies in public. In fact, he enjoys doing so! Tea-drinking males enjoy the finer things in life and don't care about what is considered traditionally masculine. He just does what he wants, when he wants... This male might even grow his own tea, or brew it himself in a thrifted teapot that he got a good deal on.
This male doesn't let his confidence and "based" attitude get in the way of his personal relationships. Somehow, despite himself literally radiating "big dick energy," he remains compassionate and friendly at all times. Always willing to converse with, or listen to you over a cup of tea. Sometimes, he even has a contagious effect among other men. Who simply see this male in action, and want to be more like him, or approach him.
Oh my god! He's so cool... 🥶
P1: "Oh man! Is that guy seriously drinking hot tea, in public, over there? What a sissy!"
P2: "Hey dude, that guy clearly doesn't give a shit about what you have to say... why do you always label people for dumb reasons?"
P1: "I don't know, it just pisses me off that he's so confident with that girly beverage in-hand..."
P2: "That's a classic Tea-Drinking male if I've ever seen one... God, he seems so cool, we should go talk to him instead..."
P1: "You're right homie, I shouldn't be so quick to judge others, based on my own insecurities as a man."
P2: "Hey dude, that guy clearly doesn't give a shit about what you have to say... why do you always label people for dumb reasons?"
P1: "I don't know, it just pisses me off that he's so confident with that girly beverage in-hand..."
P2: "That's a classic Tea-Drinking male if I've ever seen one... God, he seems so cool, we should go talk to him instead..."
P1: "You're right homie, I shouldn't be so quick to judge others, based on my own insecurities as a man."
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