ur mom

1. the person who gave birth to you
2. and insult

ur mom:
child: yo mama... OOOOOOOOOOOOH
child 2: stfu

by harderdaddyyy August 1, 2021

Grom Mom

The mom who drives all the kids to go surfing. And sometimes shreds themselves too.

That's the coolest grom mom ever, she drives all the local kids to the beach to surf everyday.

by Lost-Saint February 7, 2020

Good Mom

Someone who goes above and beyond to care for their child not matter what. Someone who knows how to selflessly love without limits. Someone who protects her young like a fierce lioness and not let anyone stand in her way, not even her partner.

Amy is such a good mom. I wish I could be as good of a mom as she is however no matter how hard I try, I just can’t compete with her. We should all realize we are in a competition for second best mom. Because the true title of good mom has been claimed by someone named Amy.

by Sirknowsbest April 3, 2023

marcus's mom

A woman who sells herself to provide for her mistakes

Everyone's used Marcus's mom

by MrbigD13232 February 6, 2017

Your mom

The irresponsible lady who had sex one too many times then got pregnant with your ugly ass just to grow you in her fat stomach so she could push you out her pussy only to spend money to feed and look after you. What a waste of sperm and 9 months. Especially if you were born in 2010 or born a Scorpio

“Guess what”
“What”
“Your mom”

by Mommy milf Jessica October 10, 2021

your mom

your mom is the best joke ever. you can use it always as a defense, no matter what argument you're in.

Example 1:
Teacher: "Sarah, why are you late to class?"
Sarah: "Oh I'm sorry sir, I was fucking your mom"

Example 2:
Nina: "Ew, you look like a lesbian!"
Sophie: "LMFAO, have you ever looked at your mom?!"

by nobody cares about you <3 July 12, 2022

your mom

a joke my friend mason thinks is funny

"Hey i banged your mom last night" fuckin rerard

by Mason Morris January 28, 2020