Soccer Mom

A 25 to 45 year old woman, usually caucasian, who drives her "precious angels" around in a giant miny van. They censor anything fun such as gta and cod. Internet is what she calls "hell" because she's too stupid to teach them internet safety. Her children are a girl and a boy, both of whom got to some after school activity or another. They are usually dumb, slutty, and a bitch/asshole when they grow up. Her husband is some lawyer or a doctor who makes more more in a week than some people do in 3 months which is a crying shame. He is always on a "buisiness trip", fucking his secretary. The children can't see or hear ANYTHING BAD or they will grow up to be "poisened and scarred". I think they shelter them too much, they need a healthy dose of reality. And so do the parents.

I was sitting in the mall food court with my friend, talking about GTA SA and how I stole cars and killed people and stuff. The soccer mom was like, DON'T TALK ABOUT THAT IN FRONT OF MY KIDS, and I was like, it's just reality. You gotta accept it. Go some where else then.

Fucking stupid soccer mom

Soccer Mom by Tea MCBAGGER December 11, 2011

christian mom 

The most homophobic, Controlling, And total pain in the ass parent alive. While the soccer mom is a terrible beast the Christian mom beats them, this mother will do anything in her power to shield her poor child from everything and will force Jesus upon them, making them go to church everyday, going to a Christian school, going to church camp, and many more activities. If you sadly stumble apon them and disagree with them they will end you

" sorry my mom said i can only go to church camp not art camp"
"damn your mom is a Christian mom that really sucks"

christian mom by shirtt January 14, 2018

Ur mom a homo 

Yor ma has the mega gay for her own gender

Kid: ur mom homo
Other kid:*instantly dies*
(If victim lives they becum emo)

"Haha ur mom a homo!!!"

Ur mom a homo by Supreme_boi5597 March 9, 2018

ur mom gay 

It is the most powerful and devastating roast. By saying this, the person being roasted will cry and get crippling depression.

“Hey Lukas! Eat a dick!”
“Jim, ur mom gay”

ur mom gay by The Real NerdMysteria May 19, 2018

ur mom triple gay 

The one phrase that will end any argument, making the user of the phrase immediately win the argument. The phrase is extremely overpowered and nobody shall be allowed to say the phrase.

Tom: "HEY FRANK YOU SUCK ASS"
Frank: "don't make me end yourself"
Tom: "DO IT YOU WONT NO BALLS XD"
Frank: "ur mom triple gay"
Tom: *instantly becomes engulfed in flames, dies, and is sent to hell*
Frank: gottem

ur mom triple gay by CantThinkOfAUsername July 26, 2018

Asian Mom 

Asian mom is probably the strictest mom of them all. If you lost a single thing, they won't think, it's okay, I will help you find it, they will think, WHAT? YOU LOST IT? And if they are mad, they really mean it when they hit you or slap you or point you in the middle of your head, which is bad because that might destroy brain cells, which would make you more stupid, which would cause your asian mom to shout at you more and more often. So, basically, they bring on trouble by themselves. Why can't they just calmly talk and be like other moms? HUH?

M: Where's your agenda?
You: Uh. I lost it.
M: WTF you lost it? Well, you *jabs you in the head* are grounded for one year! How can you lose the most important thing in school?
When she's gone
You: Sigh, Asian Mom..

Asian Mom by XxDarkmoonxX March 31, 2017

Smarto's Mom 

THE most hardcore MILF that ever existed on Earth. Quite possibly the sexiest woman that one could imagine.

I really don't know what Smarto's Mom looks like since I never bothered turning on the lights, but I bet she's hot.

Smarto's Mom by Pyrox May 4, 2005