Lobophobia

The fear of irrational doglike behavior

He was acting so irrational. He exhibited characteristics of lobophobia

by Lobo123 January 26, 2026

Lobottlemy

A procedure performed by Arsenal fans to numb the pain of bottling almost every trophy opportunity in the last 2 decades. This is done by slamming a bottle up their nose, removing the part of the brain that allows them to act as logical, functioning members of society.

After years of pain, Steve had a lobottlemy. Now he thinks Saka would start for 2015 Barcelona

by Rakussy January 31, 2026

Lobbying Science

A systematic corruption of the scientific process where organized interest groups—corporate, political, or ideological—fund, produce, and disseminate research specifically engineered to influence policy and public opinion in their favor. Unlike genuine scientific inquiry, which follows questions wherever they lead, Lobbying Science starts with a predetermined conclusion and reverse-engineers the "evidence" to support it. It maintains the aesthetic of peer-reviewed legitimacy while functioning as a public relations arm. This includes funding friendly academics, ghostwriting papers, suppressing unfavorable results, and creating front organizations with neutral-sounding names to launder biased conclusions.

Example: A fossil fuel conglomerate funds a "Global Climate Research Institute" that publishes studies emphasizing natural climate variability and downplaying anthropogenic causes. Their scientists sit on IPCC panels, their papers appear in reputable journals, and their findings are cited by sympathetic politicians. This isn't science serving truth; it's Lobbying Science—the research arm of a political war, dressed in a lab coat and holding a clipboard.

by Dumu The Void February 11, 2026

Lobotomizingly

in a lobotomize(d) manner.

She was very chill, in a lobotomizingly way.

by Witchy Potato March 11, 2026

Lobos level

When somebody or something is of high quality/pedigree. Named after a tweet based on Power villains Lorenzo and Lobos

“Bro did you see Saka’s performance against Leicester? He’s lobos level man

by abzafc March 13, 2026

Lobeyy

A slang term describing when some is cooking intellectually/is show strong signs of a fully developed front lobe as what they’re saying is incredibly making sense.

A: “yo bro”
B: “yo”
A: “I was just thinking like u ever think fish can’t see water ”
B: “huh”
A: “you gotta think about it they breathe water we breathe air we don’t see it”
B: “ Mmmmm… hold on wait that’s kinda Lobeyy bro”

by Imisaacw September 5, 2025

Lobster & Anal

Unwritten rule, that if you buy a girl lobster for dinner, you get anal.

Always do surf and turf on the third date. Lobster & Anal is awesome.

by BC1969 May 17, 2025