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Lobottlemy

A procedure performed by Arsenal fans to numb the pain of bottling almost every trophy opportunity in the last 2 decades. This is done by slamming a bottle up their nose, removing the part of the brain that allows them to act as logical, functioning members of society.

After years of pain, Steve had a lobottlemy. Now he thinks Saka would start for 2015 Barcelona

by Rakussy January 31, 2026