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Lauren

Lauren is a bitch.
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LauraLiz

A "LauraEliz" is a fender bender caused by being late. Pulling a LauraEliz is what happens when you back out of the driveway and knock the side mirror of your dad's car when you are late to school.

There are two variations - minor, where the parent might not notice the damage, and major, which likely will result in grounding.
You better leave now to prevent a LauraLiz.

Or: Damn, that's a major LauraLiz, we won't see here for weeks.
by Sips32 January 24, 2024
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Lauren jones

I love the Shrewsbury gang, the leader is Lauren jones”
by Shrewsganglozjones January 30, 2024
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Laurent

A person who is typically gay and unsure about his own appearence. He mostly wear outfits, which define his gayness moreover his attraction to objects. He probably turned this way, because his first gf broke up with him through a letter and his second gf was not satisfied by his 2 inch cock.
You see that guy over there?

-yeah?
-He is such a Laurent.
by TheLom January 31, 2024
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Lauren

Bitch ass hoe. Knows too much. Wanted by 29 NATO countries.

She knows your address and you daily schedule.

What the fuck Lauren
Person A: "Dude there's Lauren"
Person B: "Fuck"
by gravelmuncher753 February 15, 2024
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Lauren

Dumbass bitch ass slut hoe whore tramp bitch.
Gets zero dick
Zero pussy
Knows your address
Wanted in 45 countries
Bitch
Friend A: "Look there's Lauren."
Friend B: "Fuck."
by gravelmuncher753 February 15, 2024
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Lauren

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Lauren is a transmasc cuntboy
by Blue is a name February 26, 2024
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