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Hard Job

When it appears that the only reason a woman has a certain job is the fact that she is so attractive that she has a long line of men wanting to have sex with her.
Check out that MTV VJ! She must have a hard job.
by Mr. Leopard July 30, 2008
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Hospital Job

Beating someone to such a degree that he or she must stay overnight in a hospital.
"Christ, my new boss could really use a hospital job."
by Dr. Shatner June 6, 2004
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bro job

How an Asian says "blow job".
Hae Chung Wu: "Did she suck your dick rast night?"

Sai Oon Kim: "No, I didn't get no bro job."
by brooboobs February 23, 2009
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Bro Job

Doing a favor for a fellow bro. No gay conotation.
Wow thanks for helping me move into my new apartment it was a Bro Job.
by Super Soaker 96 September 6, 2013
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Ben-job

Ben-job v. (ben job): The act of putting an erect penis in the nose of a girl and dropping a sack in her mouth like a teabag. Then once you are in position you must cum in the girls nose
dude did you hear about bob giving carly a Ben-job?
by JPOIJODFXERSursgctrawexsd December 17, 2008
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Cob Job

Similiar to a blowjob except the chick sucks on the dick sideways, making the dick hit the inner cheek.
This time Maria gave me a Cob Job not a blowjob, its was diverse.
by Tyler B January 22, 2005
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hum-job

A hum-job is a blowjob, where the guy doing the sucking - hums! The vibrations on the dude's cock-head cause him to have an historic cumgasm when he blows his load.
Matt just gave me an awesome hum-job! I owe him one!
by USAF Cadet January 14, 2021
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