Getting a Job

What you should be doing instead of watching TV all day/playing WoW/posting shit on Urban dictionary

"You're 30 years old and you live at home! You should be out getting a job you lazy fuck!"

by jakebass74 June 24, 2009

Hospital Job

Beating someone to such a degree that he or she must stay overnight in a hospital.

"Christ, my new boss could really use a hospital job."

by Dr. Shatner June 06, 2004

bro job

How an Asian says "blow job".

Hae Chung Wu: "Did she suck your dick rast night?"

Sai Oon Kim: "No, I didn't get no bro job."

by brooboobs October 19, 2008

Bro Job

Doing a favor for a fellow bro. No gay conotation.

Wow thanks for helping me move into my new apartment it was a Bro Job.

by Super Soaker 96 August 08, 2013

Ben-job

Ben-job v. (ben job): The act of putting an erect penis in the nose of a girl and dropping a sack in her mouth like a teabag. Then once you are in position you must cum in the girls nose

dude did you hear about bob giving carly a Ben-job?

by JPOIJODFXERSursgctrawexsd December 08, 2008

Cob Job

Similiar to a blowjob except the chick sucks on the dick sideways, making the dick hit the inner cheek.

This time Maria gave me a Cob Job not a blowjob, its was diverse.

by Tyler B January 23, 2005

hum-job

A hum-job is a blowjob, where the guy doing the sucking - hums! The vibrations on the dude's cock-head cause him to have an historic cumgasm when he blows his load.

Matt just gave me an awesome hum-job! I owe him one!

by USAF Cadet January 14, 2021