Doing a Beaumont

Using a flesh light to jack of while in a PlayStation party

'Omg Michael is doing a Beaumont'

'That dirty hoe'

by JakoLntrn November 13, 2022

Doing a Johnson

Breaking the law, having no regard for the rule of law

The police caught the burglar doing a johnson, as he was arrested while breaking into someone’s property.

by Sorbitar September 24, 2019

Doing a Lionel

"Doing a Lionel" means to drive round a corner in such a vigorous way that a wheel comes off. Derives from Lionel Richie's appearance on Top Gear, after which Jeremy Clarkson referred to several celebrities who suffered similar accidents as "doing a Lionel".

"I hit the kerb and did a Lionel."
(To Trevor Eve) "We refer to that as 'doing a Lionel'."

by awmperry September 5, 2013

Do a Luke

When a man masturbates and cries at the same time, based on the first man to do so: Luke V in 1973.

Friend 1: "God damn, after breaking up with Tony's sister, I had to do a Luke in my room!"

Friend 2: "I'm real sorry about that man, no one should ever have to face doing a Luke!"

by ZombyKillr May 13, 2019

Doing the eris

When the girl is bent over a horse and you’re using a step stool to make love to her

She a mad freak, she’s doing the eris!

by Pinky Buster May 13, 2022

Doing a Juliet

Fingering a wall (typically a balcony wall) as a means of displaying sexual desire towards your love interest.
Often followed by sleeping with them and then killing yourself next to your love.

First seen in the 1968 romance film, Romeo and Juliet.

Girl 1: Are you into that Romeo guy?

Girl 2: No... where would you get that idea?

Girl 1: Because, whenever you see him you start Doing a Juliet... you’ve fingered a hole into your balcony wall.

by CbkTsuki February 12, 2019

Doing a Will Smith

As a rapper trying to make money by playing in a movie or TV series.
First done by Will Smith after him rappers like Ice-T and LL cool J tried their hand at acting

Guy 1: Have you heard Ice-T is going to play a role in Law and Order

Guy 2: Yea he is to doing a Will Smith

by nameless person March 6, 2012