Fire Extinguisher

A thing full of white stuff where if you push down hard enough, the white stuff will explode out of the nozzle... Basically a penis.

Shoot the fire extinguisher, HURRY! ITS GETTING HOTTER! I'M ON FIRE!!

by HOTTO DOGU May 19, 2017

fire break

A shaven strip in a males auxiliary hair to prevent spread of flames after passing out with a lit doobie. Usually located around the waist, neck, and upper parts of limbs on your extremely paranoid friend.

I'll show you my fire breaks if you show me you landing strip.

by asre monkey May 10, 2006

licking the fire

the act of smoothering a person in bannanas foster lighting them on fire and licking it all of as the fire burns

i was licking the fire with my boyfriend last night and it was hot

by lohikan!! August 31, 2007

rapid fire

When one tucks his/her legs into the fetal position standing on his knees alone. Which in turn they relax there sphincter to allow air to infiltrate their rectum. When achieved one will continuously fart by creating a positive and negative vacuum with ones anus.

Tom crapped himself while doing that rapid fire.
Joe's rapid fire stunk up the entire room.

by Erik and Jim May 16, 2007

Friendly fire

during an act of masterbaition a man (accidentally) ejaculates on his own body. this usually happens when the man is lying down and is most severe when it hits the head area (the top one) and especially the lip

"ewwww, i jus cummed on my lip, thats the worst kind of 'FRIENDLY FIRE'"

*barfff*

by Ryan Maxwell May 27, 2008

fire crotch

a dyke who has the reddest of red pubes

one fugly ass bitch who has the nastiest of all fire crotches and looks like she was raped by a rabid mongoose at a very early age and then repeatedly smacked in the face with a metal pole.

yo, sheila has the best of the worst fire crotch ever! tell that bitch to close her legs, its a firey jungle!

Yo i was mackin on some hotties the other night when this fire crotch came up to me and made me vomit all over.

by fabby March 14, 2008

fire dick god

the giant entity with a fiery dick and infinite power

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh its fire dick god

by father fast fingers February 18, 2017