pocket-monster

When your penis is erect or you just have a larger than normal flaccid penis and it is placed where your pocket is and is visible from an observer's perspective

Is that a pocket-monster or is that just a roll of quarters.

by spermgun.is.triggered_cumshot July 6, 2017

pocket cracker

a wood nymph, a small woodland dwelling creature, usually hiding in hollow trees in deep forrests. tall pointed hats and fluffy beards are common among these creatures

look at that little pocket cracker!!!

by Adrienne Cox October 14, 2008

pocket perv

My nickname for my dick, because it likes kinky shit. I also call it "Marvin" or "John Cena."

My pocket perv is getting hard, look out ladies!

by poonzilla234 August 22, 2009

Crotch Pocket

When sitting Indian-Style, (Native American-Style to be PC), the 'crotch pocket' is the little triangle where the legs cross.

'Yo, dude. Where is my Bic?'
'It's in my crotch pocket.'

When the cops rolled through, Capone hid the bowl and marijuana in his crotch pocket until they rolled past.

by MachZRo September 19, 2009

Pocket Mail

When your phone is in your pocket and you got a text message.

*Phone in pocket*
*Ring Ring*
Friend: Whoa somone has pocket mail (:

by HannahHomicide(: January 2, 2011

Crotch Pocket

The pocket of air created between a person's crotch and pantyhose or tights that are gradually slipping down with regular wear.

I've got to get to a bathroom to pull up my tights and get rid of this crotch pocket!

by Megan P. March 29, 2009

Flesh Pocket

The soft outer covering of vertebrates, aka Epidermis... aka skin. It forms a protective barrier over the body's surface, responsible for keeping water in the body and preventing pathogens from entering. Similar to how a pocket holds things in and protects them from falling out.

I am one sad excuse of flesh pocket today; I look like a zombie.

She has some seriously sexy flesh pockets.

Is that your flesh pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

by Clairee0316 December 18, 2013