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Dark

A very chad figure who hates the LGBTQ and bullies Iman. Very funny.
"Yo that Dark guy is funny"
by DarkR8N April 24, 2022
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DARK

To be nasty to someone/doing something no right in society.
Stop acting so dark/your dark brother for real
by anonymous February 13, 2021
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dark entity

A person who was created by chakras cum
Oh no the dark entity is out here sucking cum again!!
by NotChakra :troll: July 27, 2022
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dark treats

When you shit on your partners face, slam yours nuts on it into there mouth.
dawg: yo bro, i performed a dark treats on your bitch last night

de shaun: ya i know, bitch lied and told me she had chocolate
by jrptuisyng December 8, 2009
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Dark side

Someone who went from trying to save the world as a kid, to trying to get as rich and influential as possible as they got older.
by Solid Mantis January 23, 2020
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"dark ages"-inquiry phone call

Refers to da "shout-out" phone call dat you make to one or more local homes/businesses during a power-outage, to ask if they are without electricity, also ("Are you folks in da Dark Ages, as well?"); this allows you to reliably determine if it is indeed a widespread outage, rather than it's being "just you" (i.e., where you would need to check your home's wiring/fuse-box for unseen faulty connections).
During an unexpected power-outage, most folks will likely be at least marginally patient/understanding if you want to check wif dem about whether their electricity is off, as well, but you should still consider carefully before making said call --- usually you will want to do so only if da current weather is fairly "calm 'n' balmy" and therefore a utilities-outage would not be expected. It is generally understood dat service-wires might be downed if there is heavy snow/wind, and so in these cases your "dark ages"-inquiry phone call might be viewed as somewhat of an unnecessary/frivolous interruption, especially since those other folks will themselves probably be experiencing moderate difficulties/concerns regarding said hiccup in da flow of "angry pixies", and so at da time they may be feverishly scrambling to "batten down da hatches" while waiting for da power to come back on again. Good luck trying to call anyone, though, since nowadays da phone and electricity are no longer such "entirely separate circuits" as they used to be, and so unless it's an extremely small and "localized" outage, your home-phone service will likely be out, also, if da electricity is off. Dat's an instance where mobile phones can be an alternative means of communication, since most cellular-towers have their own "dedicated" power-source dat will remain active even if da "regular" electricity is off.
by QuacksO March 19, 2019
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Burrito after dark

Last night my girlfriend let me get a burrito after dark
by Sir Gideon September 12, 2023
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