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harry potter 

a person who is extremely hairy who loves to put it in little childrens butts
the harry potter put it in ginny weasleys ass
harry potter by thepottman January 2, 2009

Jeff Hardy 

A spotty wrestler who is in NWATNA.
Jeff Hardy is spotty. His brother is better.
Jeff Hardy by funaklee March 19, 2005

harry potter 

The emo main character of the infamous Harry Potter book series by JK Rowling. Potter spends the majority of his time whining and complaining about various obstacles he must face. If wizards had ipods, his favorite band would be Fall Out Boy (or Simple Plan). He also carries quite a large ego, what with being the fated saver of the world and all. This makes him ubiquitously appealing to similarly minded readers everywhere, while also drawing criticism from others.
Potter is also a discriminatory censurer of the house of Slytherin and its occupants as well as the society of muggles (maybe if the wizards trusted muggles they wouldn't seem so stupid and ignorant!).
Potter is also the creator of the most beautiful and amazing child's name known to date, Albus Severus. AS is slated to be the most popular baby name for 2008.
I saw Harry Potter getting his head deflated by Madame Pomfrey at St. Mungo's last week!

Harry Potter 

1) A boy with a scar on his head that makes him something that no one should worship.
2) A boy with a scar on his head that makes him go insane with pain.
3) A boy with a scar on his head that told everyone he was a freak. He goes to Hogwars, how freakier can you get?
4) Something that Chris Columbus ruined totally.
5) A creation of J.K. Rowling.
Harry Potter is such a media-whore craze.

Harry Potter 

A book series that is made of win.

Often compared to Twilight or Lord of the Rings, despite being both infinitely better and mostly unrelated to the two.
Illiterate non-Harry Potter fan*: Oh my god, Harry Potter is a rip off of Lord of the Rings, and Twilight is way better!
Reasonable person: You are not intelligent, my friend.

*note: this doesn't mean that people who don't like Harry Potter are illiterate, just that people who compare it to Lord of the Rings and Twilight are.
Harry Potter by kaiaman November 29, 2009

harry crotch 

harry crotch
hair infested genitalia
harry crotch by Anonymous February 1, 2003