astronaut food 

A person who you are not in a relationship with but could always have the ability of being in a relationship. Much like astronaut food that person will never go stale or tired of waiting for their love to be requited.

Samantha: I am so lonely maybe I should just go out with Ian.
Francesca: yeah, he's your "astronaut food" , he's been in love with you for like 2 years!

astronaut food by flubber-monkey jones December 24, 2008

Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food? 

It is a moment in the comics where Jon Arbuckle was about to bake something in the oven.

"Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?"
Jon said

Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food? by PsychoTurtle990 August 22, 2021

dog food gangsta 

the mature reply when a dork tries to speak slang with you out of urban ignorance.

DORK: yeah, that be tight, dawg foo yawg gangsta!

YOU: Pardon me, did you just call me a dog food gangsta?

dog food gangsta by Nikki November 4, 2004

dude food

semen

I totally fed her my dude food last night

dude food by Mr. Tibet September 20, 2009

chinese food fart 

A distinctly-smelling, intensely acrid, putrid fart that occurs after eating specific foods, such as Chinese food.

I just ate some chow fun and the chinese food farts are making everyone hallucinate.

chinese food fart by chilipepr November 2, 2006

chinese food 

One of the few things China got right.

Person A: Going to get chinese food!
Person B: Oh my god! I'm so going
Person A: But I have like never talked to you since we were 4.
Person B: Shut the fuck up! We can talk when we get there.

chinese food by lalalayo July 3, 2009

shot the food 

used to exclaim the loss of an important oppertunity usually caused by someones carelessness due to mind numbing repetition

Originally refrencing the game "gauntlet legends" where shooting the food (which restored health) would destroy the food, thereby causing anger and annoyance to all others playing it.

God dammit brian! you shot the food again!
Brian: sorry man, I guess I was just careless.

I didnt know our project was due today guys...I guess I really shot the food!

damn right you did.

shot the food by anon3323 September 24, 2006