Simular to the phrase "I dont give a rats ass" but for use in enviroments with under 3's. If you want to say "I dont give a rats ass" but happen to be in the crèche you can alternatively use "I dont give a rats left foot".
This phrase is also good around people that would willingly class themselves as snowflakes, assholes or English language Nazi's.
This phrase is also good around people that would willingly class themselves as snowflakes, assholes or English language Nazi's.
I dont give a rats left foot about all the times the process works, I only care about times the process does not work.
by UrbanUsers February 10, 2022
Get the I dont give a rats left footmug. by Katanashoty March 26, 2024
Get the Foot neckmug. toof is the backward. it is the best catch phrase ever it is also next to your toees
the plural is foots
the plural is foots
by ilikefeets April 22, 2021
Get the footmug. 
Verb, slang
Using a Subway sandwich wrapper and a rubber band as a condom, either because you're poor or just can't wait.
Using a Subway sandwich wrapper and a rubber band as a condom, either because you're poor or just can't wait.
"Yeah dude we banged all night, paycheck's not in yet tho so I had to give her the five dollar foot long ya know what I mean?"
"Jim what the fuck."
"Jim what the fuck."
by mrmeme56 October 11, 2019
Get the The Five Dollar Foot Longmug. When someone puts themselves in a situation where they are then accountable for something they initially didn’t intend to care for.
When sister in law drives on grass because they knew their brother in law doesn’t care for lawn and knows her brother in law doesn’t care, then brother in law gets mad because a car is on grass. “Fork in The Foot”
by Shantelle Marie March 14, 2021
Get the Fork in the footmug. 1)Place in Dun Laoghaire, Co.Dublin, Ireland where people go to swim.
2)Somewhere you go to swim in order to ensure an inability to become erect for 5 days.
3)A place where girls go to swim in order to make their nips visible only to tease the poor impotent fuckers!
2)Somewhere you go to swim in order to ensure an inability to become erect for 5 days.
3)A place where girls go to swim in order to make their nips visible only to tease the poor impotent fuckers!
1)Mmmmm..lets go to "The fourty Foot" for a dip and to get rid of that bangin hangover
2)Man im done with chicks im so going to the fourty foot.
Guy: "Im sorry babes i dunno whats happening?"
Girl: "Oh god you dont find me attractive anymore, do you Dan?? Am i fat???"
Guy: "No jesus of course not...umm.. (Finally i can get rid of her)"
3)Girl:"Perfect way to get Dan back..."
2)Man im done with chicks im so going to the fourty foot.
Guy: "Im sorry babes i dunno whats happening?"
Girl: "Oh god you dont find me attractive anymore, do you Dan?? Am i fat???"
Guy: "No jesus of course not...umm.. (Finally i can get rid of her)"
3)Girl:"Perfect way to get Dan back..."
by Anon410 October 18, 2008
Get the [The fourty Foot]mug.