by A_Person637 September 25, 2020
Get the Dylanmug. Very much the typical Dylan cruising for chicks on dating apps nevertheless of who they are only dragging the fishnet for replies. The only women replying are hogs with bigger guts than tits and tweekers with BPD.
He didn’t deny or play down that tonight was Flight of the Dylan because he has nearly gone back to being a virgin at this point.
by eunit1984 November 29, 2022
Get the Flight of the Dylanmug. scronny emo guy. a sub by day, dominant by night. also has a massive penis (6.4 in) great kisser, and all around underrated guy. has little friends, but his friends that he does have are polar opposite’s of him. always getting hoes left and right. again, massive cock
by jackslapcooker7290 November 24, 2021
Get the dylanmug. by Alejandro456 December 14, 2019
Get the Dylanmug. Dylan is the most pure and caring being you’ll ever get to meet. Witty, smart, understanding, supportive and has the biggest dump truck you’ll see while walking down the street— he really has it all. No matter how hard his day is, he’ll leave everything behind if you ever need anything, and no matter what’s he’s been through he’ll always shine brightly like a warm ray of sunshine on a rainy foggy day. He could do anything for you, even be pegged (if that’s what you’re into!) - he might even be the first one who ever makes you finish!!!!
But don’t get it twisted, he can become hostile if you ever decide to leave him: in fact, he might threaten to jump your future boyfriend every weekend with the help of his friends. If you ever encounter a Dylan, make sure to keep him tight because I garantee you it’s a one in a lifetime opportunity— infact, he might even be your 4lifer. Best of luck with your Dylan<3
But don’t get it twisted, he can become hostile if you ever decide to leave him: in fact, he might threaten to jump your future boyfriend every weekend with the help of his friends. If you ever encounter a Dylan, make sure to keep him tight because I garantee you it’s a one in a lifetime opportunity— infact, he might even be your 4lifer. Best of luck with your Dylan<3
“Whose is that juicy volumptuous culo?! I’ve never seen anything so majestic in my whole entire life!”
“Wow! It must be Dylan’s, no doubt.”
“Wow! It must be Dylan’s, no doubt.”
by genuinelykeke<3 November 21, 2021
Get the Dylanmug. Dylan is a weird guy who tries to make people laugh but sometimes goes too far with no intention of harm or offence. He will stand up for you if he feels that you are worth it as he is a loyal man .
by PussyHandGang September 26, 2023
Get the Dylan John Pricemug. When you’ve taken a little too many illegal substances and feel a bit overwhelmed and need to chill out.
by Rob nail March 8, 2025
Get the Dylanmug.