10 o'clock drunk

A state of inebriation that should only occur at 10 p.m. or later.

Brandon was 10 o'clock drunk at 8 p.m. on Valentine's day.

by craftyhooker April 20, 2012

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pulling a drunk ninja

N., When someone thinks they're so cool, and tries to do something, but fails epically.

Person 1: Remember when he pulled a drunk ninja?
Person 2: Hahaha! I do! He tried to do a back flip, but landed his ass in the dumpster!
"Drunk Ninja": I saw you pulling a drunk ninja last week!

by Sober Ninja March 21, 2011

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Drive Drunk Jonny

A game created by Jonny and named after himself. It’s a simple card game that’s absolute dogwater.

Jonny: Dude do you wanna play Drive Drunk Jonny??
Logan: No that game is dogwater!!

by Jonnywanglinden January 16, 2021

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Naked drunk beti

When you get drunk and sad and then get naked and lie down on the sofa and cry uncontrollably about your boyfriend catching a flight the next day.

Oh man... She really pulled a naked drunk beti last night, while I wanted to bang her.

by Specialmememaster January 7, 2019

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A scale to measure the amount of drunkenness you are or are becoming. Usually happens at peoples birthday parties.

"How Drunk where you last night ?" - Sum
"Well I was one shot away from Pam's Birthday Drunk " - Julien
"Oh man, that deep of drunk. Thats rough." - Sum

I got Pam Birthday Drunk last night.

by sailorpax January 17, 2017

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Pop Tart Drunk

When you get home from a night of drinking, open a package of pop tarts in your bed, and eat half of one before passing out. You then proceed to wake up in the morning with pop tarts crumbs all over your bed and at least one unscathed pop tart beside you.

Ron: I can't believe I got pop tart drunk again last night, there are crumbs all over my bed!

Jim: Yeah I hate that but at least it wasn't peanut butter.

by matador755 October 3, 2017

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