google drunk 

When you're so drunk you believe you have the answer to everything

Yo I was so Google drunk last night I started explaining the science of getting high.

google drunk by Hawiw November 2, 2016

pillow drunk

The point when, after having been awake for an extended period of time, a person becomes unusually hyper and loopy, somewhat mimicking the effects of being drunk. Usually lasts anywhere from 15 minutes to an hour, and is almost always followed by a harsh crash.

After being awake for 30 hours, I was so pillow drunk that I couldn't stop laughing at the word "bubbly".

pillow drunk by Firestorm515 November 29, 2016

Tired drunk

When a person is so tired that it fogs up their brain in a way that makes them act as though they are drunk.

Oh dear, I haven't gotten enough sleep and now I feel tired drunk. Maybe I should text my ex!

Tired drunk by Ahhhhhhhshesoawkwarddddd March 15, 2017

bum drunk 

The act of drinking until drunkenness on a completely empty stomach.

No food, but a bottle of wine = bum drunk.

bum drunk by NathanTo June 11, 2017

being drunk at dinner with your grandparents 

An excellent decision. Are you bored with the usual mumbo-jumbo your grandparents talk about? Bring alcohol into the picture! It will spice up any conversation, and your grandparents will either think you're a degenerate, or a comedy god.

"(Being drunk at dinner with your grandparents) is the best thing I've ever done!

being drunk at dinner with your grandparents by drunkwithgrandparents November 25, 2017

drug drunk 

to be drunk on drugs, or more commonly refeared to as "hi"

Last night I toked so much kush that I got so drug drunk

drug drunk by Pseudonymous penis December 18, 2017

holiday drunk 

When you Overdo everything at the holiday party, and turn the whole event into a Shit Show of Bad Decisions

Ray drank way too much and got Holiday Drunk at the party. HO Ho Ho... did you see the pictures?

holiday drunk by embee111 April 22, 2018