Devil's Ass Crack

Any tight spot between two large objects where in important things can get stuck or lost ie: between the kitchen stove and the refrigerator.

John: Becky have you seen the oven mitt?

Becky: the last I saw John, it was on top of the refrigerator.

John: Crap Becky! It's fallen and now it's stuck in the Devil's Ass Crack.

by The Great White Monkey June 12, 2023

Devil's dickvocate

A person who genuinely holds and argues objectionable opinions, usually on the internet, until the point where the thread doesn't go the way they expected; at which point they try to deflect the justified heat by claiming to be a 'devil's advocate'. A constant source of irritation to people who spent the energy arguing with them.

"Did that guy really just equate jokes about Easter to jokes about Muslims being terrorists?"
"Yep, but once he gets flamed he's gonna say he was only trying to start a debate; typical devil's dickvocate"

"You want a vegan option? What if I demanded a steak option in a vegan restaurant?"
"Stop being a devil's dickvocate Miles"

by Bi-election April 4, 2021

Playing the devil's Gameboy

Spending excessive time on one's smartphone, or otherwise unhealthy, inappropriate or antisocial smartphone behaviour.

You might make some friends if you went out and were nice to people instead of sitting here playing the devil's Gameboy.

by Urbepedia November 23, 2021

Devil

A creature of hell sent to reject and destroy the things of God

Yuga is a devil sent to lead our youths astray

by That khd April 25, 2019

Devil's curry

When you have such a hot and spicy curry the night before, when you go to the toilet and poop it out it smells just like it did going in and you wonder if it's good to go for another round

Man, I had a hot vindaloo last night, and today I had round 2 of the devil's curry

by mrh@nky May 9, 2025

Devils gate keeper

The Devils Gate Keeper: This is the cross between constipation and sketchy food decisions. You are alerted to this phenomenon by gut wrenching twisting pain in your lower abdomen. The kind of pain that makes you want to curl up in a ball and die. This pain is usually associated with the explosive diarrhea which follows a long night of light beer and Taco Bell. The difference is once you finally crawl to the toilet because it hurts too much to stand, you are not greeted with violent relief. Instead the pain continues as you strain and push with the force to cause a brain hemorrhage until you are finally able to pop the cork of despair. Once this happens you almost die as you feel your soul exit your body via your ass.

So I’m a little bit dehydrated and had ten day old leftover chicken gumbo for lunch yesterday, which caused me to battle the devils gate keeper this morning.

by Pedro11111 April 11, 2019

Devil's Joker

Devil's joker is a term that is similar to the idea of Devil's Advocate. It means an individual has said something out of pocket, and responds with a "I was just kidding!" or some variation of that to worm themselves out of the situation. Unlike Devil's advocate it is not announced prior in the form of "to play devil's advocate," instead it is used as a knee jerk reaction based on the social sceario.

"I think that Carl was playing the Devil's Joker when he said that joke about Todd."

by MixMasterShafter January 23, 2025