Reality Coma

1. When someone has been in their own world for a long time then 'wakes up'

2. Someone who refuses to face reality.

"I don't know how I can use Reality Coma in a sentence .-.'

by MyMasterpeice.byCG5 December 14, 2018

Dough Coma

When you eat so much pizza, you lose control of your eyelids.

Dale on his anniversaries because he gets a dough coma.

by Doughcoma24 January 7, 2019

Smudge Campaign

The passive-aggressive equivalent of a smear campaign.

The arseholes at The Washington Compost said I like mojitos. Now everyone is going to have a slightly lesser opinion of me. God damn smudge campaign, is what it is.

by ShittingWithShapiro March 25, 2019

sad coma

Middle schoolers wakening up on a Monday morning.

leave me alone i'm in a sad coma state

by zxcvbnmmmmmmmmmmmmm,,lkjhgfdsa March 29, 2019

Phone Coma

Low brainwave activity, unaware of surroundings, incoherent and motionless except for singular motion of index finger. Other symptoms include deafness and sedentary behavior.

Lisa was unreachable using common social forms of verbal communication. She stared blankly at the iPhone. Lisa was in a Phone Coma.

by Hobarto April 18, 2019

Oxford Coma

a state of deep unconsciousness that lasts for as long as someone babbles on pretentiously about the significance of the Oxford comma.

“I immediately slip into an Oxford Coma the moment my friend Rick starts blabbering about the importance of the Oxford Comma.”

by SalvyZ August 29, 2019

Jet Coma

Jet Coma is the combination of food coma (the feeling after eating too much) and jet lag (sleepy feeling after flying from a time zone to another. Jet Coma happens when you eat too much while jet lagged you’re falling asleep.

This word was first used in 2019 in the Bay Area by Italian immigrant Luca Indrio after returning from a trip from Italy and eating way too much.

I just got back from Europe and I just ate a huge brunch, I’m about to Jet Coma really hard.

I can’t come that early I just had a big meal after getting off the plane and now I have major Jet Coma.

by Necrot510 September 17, 2019