Child Snatcher

a soul entity discized as a wooden chair that its only purpose in this reality is to lure and confine childern to be scrambled and ingested into the entity to reproduce and create exact coipes of itself. This entity will only exist in you lonesome reality once you learn of its exact intent which I have stated in the past paragraph.

Child: Mum, why is there a chair sitting outside my window?

Mother: Son we need to go now it could be the Child Snatcher

Son: What's that?

Mother: No time to explain we need to go now.

by you must run chilld run now April 25, 2023

small jewish child

is small and jewish
they are jewish and are in existence to make fun of

person A "small jewish child"
Person B -dies of funny-

by THe one man called jo jo simp March 9, 2021

child

1- Son or daughter.
2- Living being that was generated/made by other living beings.

Child.

by Simaduria July 26, 2024

Jungle Child

Jungle children are children that live in the jungle.

Awhile ago I was working with a jungle child...
His name was Dende, he was a great inspiration for me.

by h_a_blue June 11, 2025

Child

TommyInnit in one word.

Wilbur: Your literally a child
Tommy: What?
Wilbur: You just pointed at the animal and siad "Dog"

by UltraSaberX July 21, 2021

child

The act of keeping cum as a pet.

Person 1: "I want to have a child."
Person 2: "You want to keep cum as a pet."

by Goose-A-Tron November 30, 2022

child fucker

Any parents who fuck children into existence. Life is a curse.

You know what you did child fucker!

by credit unkown April 29, 2021