Childe

A grownup acting like a literal child; childish, immature, and sensitive

“Wow they’re acting like a literal Childe!”
“Don’t act like a Childe! That would be terrible!”

by Scaramona November 30, 2022

Aftermarket Child

A child where you are not the original owner but has a brought a higher quality of life to you like any aftermarket part to an item.

Hey Stu who’s that? “Oh that’s just my aftermarket child”

by thickness286 August 16, 2025

a child

adam my friend called adam

i have a friend called adam he is a child

by blitzocrowley June 8, 2022

man child boi

Man child boi is similar to the common phrase man child but is more insulting to the person receiving it because of the "boi" at the end

Stop being a man child boi and get out of the dishwasher

by Aries'owner June 4, 2017

Troll Child

a tall skinny person who is often physically abused by a Ma Ding Ding and emotionally abused by a Wee WeeYan.

synonym: Condiment, Anthony Wong

Look! Its Troll Child!

by Vivian August 24, 2004

Child Bride

A bride that is a child

The child bride was shipped off to the middle east

by 459395 April 23, 2023

smart child

someone who procrastinates and leaves projects and test studying until the last minute, but then magically turns on 120% of their brain power to get everything done on time, and gets away with it because they still manage to get good grades somehow

the smart child who complained about bs-ing the test on three hours of sleep and their last fried brain cell got a 98

by on my last brain cell December 2, 2024