Summer Child

A pejorative used to denigrate or disparage newer online accounts in forums.

Usually when school is out for the summer, the kids, having more time, sign up for online internet accounts on forums.

It’s a phrase also used in Game Of Thones but has origins in the 1800’s

Skibidi42069: ur mom

HanShotFirst1977: Whatever, summer child.

by Bobtom March 31, 2025

Parent-Child Potty Overshare

The act of parents sharing too much information regarding their child's daily bathroom habits via a social network.

so-and-so posted a status about their kid peeing in the toilet again today. a serious Parent-Child Potty Overshare!

by keepin' it to yourself June 18, 2011

Child Merchant

When you make out with someone under 13

Aye that boy William a Child Merchant

by zooted_official March 15, 2022

Wisdom child

A child under the age of 12 that has the knowledge and wisdom of memes and trending viralities, some characteristics of a wisdom child are that the child loves memes, wants to raid Area 51, and loves the sandblock building game called Minecraft.

A family moved in the neighborhood today, their son is supposedly a wisdom child.

by MemeNerd_69420 August 11, 2019

So you are going to try to kill me over a digital footprint of child pornography: The First Juvenile Release (Souto).

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: So you are going to try to kill me over a digital footprint of child pornography: The First Juvenile Release (Souto).

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 3, 2025

Saurav, the child

a child who is good at barking and has got a throat infection doing so. fighter for the #salwyrrbest army.

Hes such a saurav, the child

by not saurav June 25, 2022

Child

Some one who is between 6-14. A little kid or young child.

Hey look!
What..
she’s a child she’s 14
Oh

by Children & teen worker March 31, 2019