Cum Turkey

Before Thanksgiving, A man gets so unbelievably horny that he pounds the thanksgiving turkey.

John - "Dude, my wife wouldn't give me any pooty-tang, so I did the ol' cum turkey."

Bill - "NO WONDER THE TURKEY IS STUCK TO THE ROOF OF MY MOUTH!"

by Richard Quipe November 17, 2007

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Cum Whip

Cum whip: slapping one across the face with a used condom, preferably used on a female member of their family.

dude she was being such a bithc i turned that condom inside out and cum whipped that hoe!

by Angel XIII June 10, 2009

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Usually occurring during extended dome sessions with a teasing female, the male, after ejaculating in his partner's eyes, punches the blinded female in the face. In especially frustrating situations the word "pow" may enhance the action.

The bitch was teasing my all night. I would've had blue balls all day if I hadn't given her the Cum-pow.

by The Berminator January 23, 2011

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Cum Pumper

Commonly thought of as merely a slang term for penis, the "Cum Pumper" is actually responsible for regulating the number of "pumps" a man feels during orgasm.

It is advisable for men to give at least a five minute rest between orgasm and urination in order to avoid unnecessary stress on the Cum Pumper.

Me, after sex:"Oops, I forgot to wait five minutes before urinating; now my Cum Pumper is gonna go to shit..."

by Huevon June 19, 2010

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