Child

What your perants regret

mother: I WISH THIS CHILD NEVER CAME OUT MY ASS

by Racist white guy November 14, 2021

High medium child

A child who grew up in a medium to high income household, specifically in 2016-2017. They are not rich, nor poor, and all the people like them!

“I lived as a high medium child”

by (+w+) February 8, 2024

Avocado child

Alternative kid who loves avocado more than anyone else.

Billie Eilish is an avocado child

by cryinfopxxlove3 January 3, 2019

mother and child reunion sandwich

A sandwich consisting of both egg salad and chicken as the core ingredients.

I was starving to decided to make a mother and child reunion sandwich. That shit bussin'.

by Canid-Kaiba May 24, 2022

Burnout Child Syndrome

A condition where students, regardless of academic ability, experience extreme stress and exhaustion due to overwhelming academic pressure. It leads to emotional fatigue, loss of motivation, and declining mental health.

Amelia is currently suffering the case of Burnout Child Syndrome

by Emi Rose March 18, 2025

Child

A tiny human being

Child is a very annoying child

by ARoundBox December 13, 2021

Child's choice

Being instructed to choose from a selection of options but the instructions also prevent the selection of any option.

You can only choose one. Choose wisely. "I cannot choose either, this is a Child's choice"

by Anoobis.the.first April 29, 2025