Dog Boring

a pathetic attempt at an insult

stefen: she is so 'dog boring'
Mac: haha what?

by k3v1n!!11! July 22, 2010

distractingly boring

an adjective for something that is so dull and mind-numbing, one cannot actually focus on it for too long

That fourteen-hour-long art film was distractingly boring

by teant December 1, 2010

Woogie Bearing

A American originated phrase secondly defining cuddling, holding, snuggling with, and hugging a person from the ages of a young child to a adult.

Lucy was woogie bearing her older sister because she was frightened of the thunderstorm outside.

by dennver June 24, 2013

Pooh Bearing

Getting high while watching disney movies

"Dude I was totally pooh bearing it last night while watching Ariel."

by Gerbooty May 5, 2015

real bring

Something between "keeping it real" and "bring it!"

yo... don't fuck with him. He's real bring!

by Devaso House June 27, 2017

Mattress Bearing Bitch

A girl that has a lot of sex. Hooker. Lady of the night. Slut.

Guy 1: Wow look at that girl, she looks so hot in that short skirt with the fuck-me pumps on. I want to go get her number.
Guy 2: Stay away man, can't you tell she's a "Mattress Bearing Bitch"! If you get jiggy wit it she gonna give you the gift that keeps on givin. Your crank is will end up looking like a piece of coral and fall off.

by Ron Damint July 13, 2017

Papa Bearing

Applying to gentlemen who are about 28 + ... When you're in the middle of some sensual loving but you ain't had your deek warmed in a few months, maybe even years so your nuts are wrinkly and full of natures calcium and you accidentally drown yo' gal. Sort of like over bearing, but because these nuts have more fine lines than a Coke party it's "Papa Bearing"

"Yo keeesha, that dude was so papa bearing me last night, I nearly drowned gurl"

by Blockedcheesepls October 3, 2017