Brandon eyink

Not going to college

You know that Brandon eyink kid

O that kid he’s not going to college

by Pooh shiesty March 2, 2021

brandon

stupid fucking scorpio

yeah that’s definitely a brandon

by haterrrr.com March 7, 2022

Brandon Christopher Special

The non-concensual insertion of two or more fingers in someone's anus while restraining them in an arm restraint hold.

"That nightmare human, Brandon (somethimes Sean) Christopher out of Eastern Washington, got arrested for giving his old lady a surprise double knuckle deep single gancho while holding her in an arm bar."

"Ah, her gave her the 'ol 'Let's Go' Brandon Christopher Special."

by Electric_Taterbaby June 27, 2024

brandon

small dick....
Smallest dick in the world..
kinda crazy

Omg i gave brandon top and it was tiny

by ijdfidishfisdhf May 21, 2024

Brandon

A guy who is incredibly suspicious, and is probably a spy for three or more countries, including (always) Russia and China. He pretends that he is an idiot, but he is actually a chad.

Brandon said he would report me to his Russian overlords, and now I'm praying for my life.

by QDWFEGRHTJYKUL November 20, 2022

Brandon

typically a smaller boy from Jewish descent, Brandon tends to be a submissive pussy who prefers when the women he's with boss him around. Doesn't have anything really going for him and overall people named Brandon are bound to not succeed and fail at everything they do, dont be like a brandon

god brandon is such a loser

by bithcboy April 18, 2024

Go Brandon

A San Diego thank you between two men in a public bathroom.

It's halftime, let's go brandon.

by Lxver Bxy January 23, 2022