Beat a Furry Week

Beat a Furry Week happens on the 3rd week of November and furries are not allowed to fight back.

Did you hear that Adam beat 35 furries last week? It was Beat a Furry Week

by SML64 November 28, 2020

simp type beat

When someone does something that a simp would do

Pat: Yo did you see Brian drive Taylor to the airport yesterday
Dave: did she give him anything for it
Pat: nah
Dave: simp type beat

by yaboypjizzle February 3, 2020

beat a dead horse

the beating refers to the overusing of the "dead horse". Said horse is a metaphor for a joke, and the fact that it's no longer living implies that it's no longer funny

person1:hey...is that a dead horse
person2:uhhh.....yyy..yes i believe it is...why do you ask?
person1:oh no reason...say...you wouldn't wanna beat that dead horse would you?
person2:i thought you'd never ask
persons1+2 proceed in beating the dead horse
five minutes later, cop enters
cop:hey are you beating that dead horse?
persons1+2:yes...
cop:...well...care if i join you?
persons1+2:not at all
cop starts shooting horse whilst the tho persons continue to beat it with sticks, fade to black, THE MORE YOU KNOW enters along with someone from Friends talkin' about some stupid crap.THE END...But is that really the end?...Yes, yes it is...Or is it?

by liamofthe----- April 6, 2004

Beat that Cup Noodle

Hittin that pussy up, Hard.

1. Yo I'm a beat that cup noodle like a mutha fucka.

by Kyle, Jonas June 11, 2006

beat around the bush

beat around the bush means to jack off.

When I wake up, I usually beat around the bush!

by USAF Cadet August 10, 2021

Friendly Beat Down

When a group of friends turn on one or more of their own and just beat them the fuck up. The resulting injuries should not require a ride to the Emergency Room, but should require a good amount of bandages, cottonballs, Neosporin along with an ice pack or two.These beatings should be fun for both sides of the beat down. Ideally both parties should be laughing hysterically during this insane display of friendship, Nitrous oxide is optional but extremely helpful.

Person 1 - "Holy shit dude!! You look like you just got beat the fuck up!!"

Person 2 - "Yea!! I just experienced a Friendly Beat Down!! Friends are great aren't they?"

Person 1 - "Motherfucker, you must be on crack!!"

by Jachzehn June 16, 2009

hide-and-go-beat

The act of masturbating while playing hide-and-go-seek.
The aim being to finish and clean up before you are caught.

Guy #1: 3...2..1...Ready or not, here I come!

Guy #2: *plays hide-and-go-beat*

by OrsonHunter January 8, 2011