When you chop a snake into little peices and have sex with a tortia, then sperm in it and eat it along with the chopped up snake
by GMD68048 March 01, 2011
: To dump hot sauce bottle into ones anus and leave the bottle. then tie the phone cord to the bottle.Lastly Shake and yank.
by Justin "Allen" August 13, 2008
hmmmm....would I rather jerk off using a cheese grater or have a texas chili bowl....decisions, decisions!
by jizzohn November 11, 2004
by J-Bills March 12, 2008
Sadly , what was once a perfectly smooth road that can take you from
Farm to Market 2555 basically in a big circle was the perfect amount of time to smoke a giant Doobie , Drink a beer or tend to your fling. Or , all of the above. Free of police of course in Oak Valley.
Farm to Market 2555 basically in a big circle was the perfect amount of time to smoke a giant Doobie , Drink a beer or tend to your fling. Or , all of the above. Free of police of course in Oak Valley.
Barbara Jean Splityaspleen - It's just a god awful occurrence that our Oak Valley , Texas roads have gone to such crap.
Jimmy Wayne Bootsfursel - Yes , Lord yes I do agree pot holes so big you can't even get up to 30 mph.
Jimmy Wayne Bootsfursel - Yes , Lord yes I do agree pot holes so big you can't even get up to 30 mph.
by Microwave_Confessions November 07, 2021
by KillRacism May 02, 2019
by Burp sagget January 27, 2014