Spider anal

When you put baby spiders in a tube and shove that tube up someone's asshole and open the tube in someone's ass.

You like spider anal don't you?

by Toxic._.kate April 23, 2015

Anal Truncheon

An anal truncheon is typically used for the penetration of ones anus. The truncheon can take the form of any police parephenalia, not just limitted to the baton as the name suggests. Connoisseurs among truncheoners prefer antiquated riot armor.

" Walking home last night I caught a glimpse through a bush of a Margaret Thatcher look-a-like diaphram-deep on an Anal Truncheon "

" One day, i will own that golden anal truncheon "

" Seeing Jeoffrey using the bow-street bastard he bought off ebay last week, as an anal truncheon, will always be a sight for sore eyes. "

by hotsteamingsemen March 21, 2010

anal retardation

An anal sphincter that is slow and clumsy and produces unusual grunting sounds in public.

"My ring was somewhat retarded today, I believe I maybe a little bunged up"

Or,

"I was displaying all the signs of anal retardation today when suddenly I produced the stubborn jobby on the bus"

by bobby jo jobby August 14, 2009

anal spilunker

one who explores the ass holes of others. in a sexually explicit way.

That fagmo was a total anal spilunker.

by jmilla the killa May 9, 2006

Anal Assistant

A person who generally assists in helping someone in the act of putting some sort of hard object into the ass of someone else.

"So Chris do you have a job." "Yes i am an Anal Assistant"

by Zmashy August 29, 2009

Anal Retention

Anal retention is the process were someone can retain matter in thier anus. This can be liquid, they can then squirt it out like an elephants trunk.
People often attend gym sessions to build up thier anal retentiveness, thus they can hold more liquid.
Greedy people like this as they can jack all the water at a party, or other such gala occasion.(see example)

Thas my water (suuuuuuk), if you want it get it from my anus, bitch!

by Adam February 2, 2005

anal clipping

The act of cuting somones finger nails with finger nail clippers in between your butt cheeks while you flex your butt cheeks.(This is a sport in some contries.)

Dude i was watching anal clipping on ESPN and i got my girlfriend to do it!

by KJYEAHITSME August 7, 2010