Alabama Bumpy Road

Alabaman definition for badonkadonks.
Generally used when you want to keep it in the family, you show your Alabama Bumpy Road to your cousin/uncle/brother.

When you want to keep your family tree lookin' like the Toyota logo, you go over to your cousin Mike's house and show him your Alabama Bumpy Road. 9 months later, Lil' Timmy pops out and the process repeats.

by bush did 911 January 27, 2024

alabama pop rocket

The art of masturbating with the help of fruit.

Guy 1:I alabama pop rocket all the time.
Guy 2: Same here!

by analparkinsons August 10, 2015

Alabama Creamer

The act of taking a shit on a (female) cousin's chest then jizzing on the shit, simulating coffee with creamer

I just got the Alabama Creamer last night.

by hahathisisafunnyname69 August 13, 2024

freaky alabama monkey

two little monkeys jumping on the bed one fell off k i s s i n g

freaky alabama monkey is a nigget

by the one and only monkey April 19, 2023

Alabama Coin Toss

A sexual act where you flip a coin and each time it’s heads you add a bodily fluid. Toss as many times as you like

“Dude we got seven heads in a row doing the Alabama coin toss.”

by The Local Loser August 12, 2025

Alabama Snowstorm

When you cum inside of a girls anus and she farts it back into your face.

I was fucking Becky last night in the barn and she gave me an Alabama snowstorm, I was washing my face for hours!

by Schmeaty661 December 19, 2023

ALABAMA ALLEY DOCK

Backing up on wife's strapon while she wears your trucker hat.

He couldn't come out with the boys because he was getting Alabama alley docked by her all night at home.

by Bg71112 January 2, 2022